KDNOWODLWKKLDKDKWONGOWO Part 4: Frequency: Part 1

Say you want to make a blog so that your other blog can have a backlink. You make your site on Blogger, and it is all nice. You write an article, put in your link, and call it a life and depart from the mortal coil with a job well done. Well, your death will be meaningless because Google won't give two pecans about your little one-article blog. The juice passed up to your main blog will be thin and colorless, with a bitter taste and almost no smell.
The big guy wants to see frequent updates. It wants your site to be different every time it looks at it. Because that shows it that your site is not just a poorly-built front for a single backlink. It tricks Google into thinking your site is a thriving social community, filled with vibrant characters whose eyes will definitely earn Google some adsense views.
No one will ever put effort into keeping a blog updated just for one measly backlink, right? Right? Well, you're probably right. Most people do not put in that sort of effort. Tune in next time for the solution to having to work hard, brought to you buy this blog, whatever it is called. I've forgotten. I have so many blogs.

RCWKDNGLSO Part 3: Relevancy: Part 3

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But, I can hear to whining through your electronic cigarette, what if I am too much of a human lump to even write that first article, the one that will be spun? We got you covered. That is what Rapid Content Wizard is for. It is a desktop application that will troll the internet for relevant wikipedia articles, blog posts, comments and whatever other content it can get its fat fingers on. It then spins the shit out of that content, turning it into an abomination that even the original author wouldn't recognize. Then it spins it again. And again. And it posts the spun content onto your blog, automatically. You don't have to life any of your appendages, unless you want to. Your entire personal blog network is now hands free and brains free. You can spend your days watching True detective. Seo. Rapid Content Wizard is so hot right now. RCW.

This second paragraph is being written for SEO purposes. The Rapid Content Wizard and What it Can do For your Personal Blog Network series will continue in the next post. The subject will be frequency, though, if you have been paying attention, you already know what RCW can do for you on that front. However, I will continue this series because it is giving me that very frequency on which I will be writing. 

RCW:WICDFY Part 2: Relevancy: Part 2

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So, we established last time that Google reads your articles and looks for keywords to tell what it is about. Some smart people realized that their articles don't have to be readable to a human, just a dumb corporate crawler. Articles. Don't. Have. To. Make. Pineapples. This was a revaluation in the SEO industry, which is full of lazy people who want to work from home. Articles don't have to be well written! They just need to look like articles and have keywords! Thusly, article spinning was invented. And it works like this: You write one article, just one, then use a content spinner to turn that readable article into 40 unreadable ones. You then post those spun articles up on your various blogs, insert a couple backlinks, and SUPERPRESTOFUDGE! you drink down all the delicious Google juice, extra pulp.

Take a look at this article spinner:

RCW and What It Can Do With Your Personal Blog Network

Google looks for relevancy and frequency. A multi-part series.

Part 1: Relevancy: Part 1:
It is both fortunate and unfortunate that AI researchers have not succeeded in their unholy quest to unleash a self-improving artificial intelligence. It is fortunate because Google cannot build robots which read as well has humans. It is unfortunate because a self-improving AI would almost certainly solve most of our worldly problems and usher us into an age of immortality. Now, these Google crawlers. They zip about in the World Wide Web, looking probably like bespectacled mechanical spiders surfing green rays of Matrix data lines, and they have a single mission. They "read" content and tell the G-Man what it is all about. But they couldn't put a coherent sentence together if their code depended on it, let alone appreciate the prose of such classics as Lolita or... Twilight.
They look for keywords, and basic structure, paragraphs and things like that. They are stupid, so they appreciate it if you include a picture or a video (especially a Youtube Video). If you put the word "Flash Gordon" in your blog post, Google will think your post is a nostalgic look at one of televisions most beloved 80's space-romps, and not a hastily-put-together article about what Rapid Content Wizard can do for you. Dumb robots.

The State of Internet Marketing

Internet Marketing is an increasingly convoluted endeavor that evolves daily as the dance between marketers and Google continues. Things which worked before work no longer. Entire strategies have been called forth and than dispelled. Some things, however, never change. For instance, the need for backlinks.

Google has the tough job of deciding how popular any given site is. One way it does this is it looks for other sites which link to it. These are called backlinks. Google does whole swathes of analysis on these bl's, looking primarily at the ranking and popularity of the website with the backlinks. Google also looks for relevancy (how closely is the backlink content related to the main site), and fakeness. If the backlinking site just looks fake (to robot Google) Google might not count the bl or might actively punish the main site. This is why it is important to make your backlinks look organic. Most people do this by placing the backlink into a blog post or article relevant to the subject of their main site.

So what emerges is a personal blog network, the sole purpose of which is to fling Google juice up to a single site, and hopefully propel that site to the front page.